Important Research Alert

Simon Owen of the always-interesting Bloggasm.com has conducted a deliciously reprehensible study of how not to get laid online.

Your Chances of Getting Laid through Craigslist - A Bloggasm Case Study

His methodology is best summarized as: "Hi, my name is Candy. I'm blonde, 22, horny and in need of a big fat shag because my b/f is out of town and I'm all alone playing with my D-cup breasts, freshly waxed pussy, and my spreadsheet is spread wide open for you."

The reader-replies, some of which are absolutely hilarious, contain a wealth of wisdom about how to get laid online, including one genius of a man whose simple solution to the problem of female reluctance to swing by your house and fuck your brains out on the basis of a photo and a couple of emails is to offer cold hard cash with the hot hard cock.