Monday, July 30, 2007

Exercise 5: Weightlifting

Traditionally done by men who look like small cars and smell like gym socks, weightlifting has a bad sexiness ranking. A shame, really, given its enormous potential. The thing is, if you plan to do it at home, make sure it's the kind of lifting suited home rather than gym.

First, roll out a yoga mat so that the lifter can kneel on it comfortably. If you have 1970s thick carpeting you can skip this step, but you might want to have your lungs checked out.

Once he's on his knees, tie his hands behind his back and blindfold him.

Next, bring out a sack of marbles.

Tie a soft strap of silk, rubber, or whatever you can find, around the base of the cock and under the scrotum, securely fastened but not too tight. If there are piercings see how you might use them for attaching things to as well. Leave a good length of the strap hanging down well below the weightlifter's balls.

Empty the sack of marbles, and attach it to the end of this strap, making sure there's an opening at the top of the bag.

When the weightlifter is in position, leaning forward, blindfolded and restrained, start adding marbles to the bag, one by one. The weight will gradually accumulate, pulling down on his cock and balls.

Don't rush. This is a tease, and it will leave him helplessly engorged.

Stick in a butt plug for garnish, well-lubricated.

If he's been a particularly good boy suck his cock until he comes, helplessly.

12 comments:

Lady in red said...

I take it that this has been written from experience

la fille mariƩe said...

Aaaaaaaaah!

I am completely aroused. Wow. Double wow. Is this for real?

thegirl said...

How delectable. I shall have to try this. Now, where's a suitable man...?

me said...

errrrrr

clearly i am not destined to be a good tease. it sounds painful Mon!

n said...

I need marbles. Anyone know of any late night toy shops?

MonMouth said...

Girl, just let me know if you can't find any suitable volunteers.

I forgot to mention, this exercise can also be adapted to girls and boys with piercings - anywhere really. Think nipples as well as further below...

Melana said...

Yum. That's my kind of workout.

grin said...

Delicious recipe!

Luka said...

Can you untie his hands at the climax, so he can piston them into the air whilst grunting "hunnnnnnghh", for a more authentic weightlifting experience?

Isabella Snow said...

I never would have guessed you have a Prince Albert..........

having my cake said...

Mutters: I know those pesky kids used to have some marbles. Where on earth did I hide them to stop myself from continually hoovering them up? I dont suppose ball bearings will have the same effect :)

Josh Gust said...

How wonderful. :)