...smut with words.
There was the "hot coffee" mod for Grand Theft Auto, and there are others, but isn't most of the fun of sex in the slippery bits, the scents, the sounds, and the fact that someone else (usually) is there? Hard to replicate the slippery bits and the scents, at least...
Ah, unlike brains our body parts can only be trained by physical exercise. I recommend riding the elevator for ladies and weight training for men. You'd be surprised how heavy a wet towel can be...
There are the Japanese hentai games, adult text adventures, and some really terrible flash games that deal with sex. Whether they are actually sexy is a matter of personal taste.
Well there'd be less of a problem with the cock training than the pussy training, at least for cock training you could still make use of the touch screen S xxx
Good God! They've got Air Guitar and Wimbledon. Surely this is a marketing opportunity missed by the Wiiii or whatever you call it. Im sure someone should be able to come up with something interactive plus suitable sound effects... Can you imagine? The Gspot Adventurer, To Gag or Not to Gag and other choice titles...
Oh oh oh! It's funny you should ask. There is a game called "Wet: The Sexy Empire" and, frankly, I have no idea how it got past you. Admittedly, the game is quite old and cartoonish but it's rather fun and can be extremely sexy.The aim is to turn a small town girl, Lula, into a porn star. You start with making amateur videos in your hotel room where you can even use additional girls to play with Lula and her collection of toys and then you move up to a bigger city to get your deserved market share in the porn industry.I am sure the geek in you will love it. And I trust you know how to google.
Ms. Cake, you're on to something. Why not merge the Wii control stick thingy with a dildo, and use it for a game involving eye-Kegel-muscles coordination?Juliet, you're a darling, and I've already started googling.
Mon, I can see you ringing your agent from here! I want my 50% of those damn rights for my original concept!!!! I need some way to support my horrendous sex toy addiction...
Ms. Cake, it was Scarlet who started this whole eye-genitals-coordination thing by pointing out that a cock is a pointing device, under the right circumstances. I think she may be running to the patent office right now, carrying diagrams of cocks and touch screens. Be nice - she has a dildo habit to feed too.x
Ah, but is she a vicious killing machine whose hands have had to be registered at the local police station? I thought not. I will be happy to split the spondoolicks with her since she is clearly a kindred spirit in other areas and we should be swapping notes. You, on the other hand, are totally dispensible... x
Ms. Scarlet, Ms. Cake. There's only one way to settle this, I'm afraid.Vibrators at dawn.May the best perv win.
Firstly, everyone knows you're the best perv Mon.Secondly I'm a lover not a fighter, so propose that Ms Cake and I come to some sort of arrangement, I'll be in charge of training cocks and she can work on the Wii dildoS xxxx
you have a geek?
you're lovely. i've just spent the better part of two working days reading your entries. why can't more men write like you?
Oh, I'm not really male - I'm a lesbian with a y-chromosome.Two working days? Does this mean you've spent two days at work secretly reading my blog, getting wet and sneaking off to the loos for a quick wankie now and then?Say it is so! It makes my life worth living knowing that I've inspired masturbation and procrastination.
http://darkroomsexgame.com/about.phpComments on two year old posts... always odd, but thought you might find this interesting.Lovely dirty stories you have here, thank you! :)
This is brilliant! I wish I owned a Wii. Thanks for the tip.
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