Beginners guide to asskissing

Management-speak has given a bad name to asskissing. Unimaginatively
associated with excessively ingratiating supplication, the flattery of
superiors and an unhealthy willingness to relinquish personal dignity
in order to move a further few inches up the corporate ladder, we
hedonists should reclaim it from the clutches of the careerists.

I'm not ashamed - I love asskissing.

Particularly when the victim is tied down helplessly with buttocks
raised. The trick is to go slow, to appreciate the abundance and feel,
the sensation of the full globes of the posterior cupped in one's
palms. Stroke in lazy circles, relaxing, and perhaps deliver a few
slaps - not an outright spanking, just enough to warm the kissee up
and make him/her aware that they may be in the clutches of an
unpredictable pervert.

Tease. Kiss the bountiful swell off the cheeks first, perhaps have a
little nibble, gently sinking your teeth into the soft, warm skin.
Slap, pinch, pull - make it clear that this is your territory now.
Yours to do with as you please. Then spread them apart, pulling firmly
to either side, palms planted firmly on each buttock. Expose the cleft
of the ass to air, light and the promise of your tongue, warm, wet and
probing, descending down on the sensitive little cluster of nerves...

And wait.

Until the victim squirms. Then pounce down, planting a delicate kiss
on the tender pinkness of the anus. It's dirty, filthy, unnatural and
forbidden, but that's precisely why it feels so good. When you finally
let your tongue stroke lazy circles around the rim, your victim should
let out a deep groan of shameless enjoyment. Kiss, poke, wiggle your
tongue into the tight little crevice and enjoy the accumulating force
of sensation that will make the grateful recipient strain and push up
against your face, giggling, shaking, squealing, moaning...

He or she will probably not come from this. No, orgasm is not the
point. This is more like tickling.

And afterwards, you can enjoy how wonderfully open and malleable your
asskissee will be.